Hudson Chews On Rawhide
So Hudson ambles in, cigar in mouth. "What's this obsession with Frankie Laine Dead Beat, and just who exactly is he?"
"Who is Frankie Laine, Hudson! And you tell me that you are sophisticated!"
"I don't tell you that, Dad. I show it. You of all people should know. Show don't tell."
"Well, Hudson, Frankie Laine just happens to be the person who made Rawhide famous."
"Hey isn't that the stuff in my chewing bones? You know the material that is supposed to be very bad for me, can potentially cause me to choke, and still you feed it to me. Frankie Laine invented rawhide!"
"Here Hudson, chew on a bone."
"Who is Frankie Laine, Hudson! And you tell me that you are sophisticated!"
"I don't tell you that, Dad. I show it. You of all people should know. Show don't tell."
"Well, Hudson, Frankie Laine just happens to be the person who made Rawhide famous."
"Hey isn't that the stuff in my chewing bones? You know the material that is supposed to be very bad for me, can potentially cause me to choke, and still you feed it to me. Frankie Laine invented rawhide!"
"Here Hudson, chew on a bone."
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