Alter Egos - I Am Done Watching This
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Thursday, February 22, 2007
Horace again, Dead Beat's Gossip Columnist, storming out of the tool shed, paper in hand.
"I offer this. Be careful what you say and to whom, about whom. Run from a curious man he'll love telling others. Secrets that you trust to open ears won't be well kept. And once a word escpaes, it flies. You can't recall it..."
"What you got this time, Horace?"
"More to tell on Maud Gonne."
"Horace, Horace, Horace, I told you already it better be juicy. None of this ancient folklore. W. B. Yeats pining for her and all that."
"She shaved her head. She just checked out of rehab."
Dead Beat rushes over, throws his arms around him in delight. "You might just keep the job, Horace. You might just." Dead Beat steps back swiftly, holds his nose. " One thing though: You got to take a bath."