"Huskys are wusses," Hudson growled. "They pee and poop all over the Arctic. Some environmental symbol!"
"You pee and poop all over my back yard," I remind him.
"Yeh, well it's not a protected area, besides I'm just feeding back into the ecosystem. In the Arctic the poop just freezes. My point, Dad, is that you should have called me Kyoto."
"I should have called you Dead Meat!"