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Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Hudson's In A Huff


Hudson is peeved.

"What do you mean I am not going to Ireland with you?" He puts his port glass down harshly on the study.

"Well, Hud, you see old pal, it's this quarantine thing."

"Go on..."

"Dogs... well pets in general..."

"Yes..."

"They have to... you know....cages and all that."

"Gitmo!"

"Well not exactly."

"What do you mean, not exactly? Do I get access to a lawyer? Is water boarding outlawed?"

"Hudson it's this whole infection thing."

"Oh no, Dad, not more virus nonsense."

"No, Hudson. I'm talking rabies that sort of thing."

"They infect you with rabies...?"

"No Hudson, they are afraid you might infect them!"

"You Irish are weird, right? I've had my rabies shots, I've had every possible vaccination known to dog kind, I've even had my testic....."

"No, no, no, no. Don't go there Hudson. Don't go there."

"The wee Irish collie-eens are safe is what I'm saying."

"I don't make the rules, Hudson."

"You're afraid I'll upstage you."

"Hudson!"

"Yes, you are. Dead Beat arrives at Dublin airport with no one to meet him and the whole Irish Chapter of the Hudson International Fan Club are there to cheer me on."

"That's not it, Hudson."

"You're lying , Dad. I always know when you are lying."

2 comments:

Kellie said...

Oh, poor Hudson! Enjoy your trip! :-)

Gerard Beirne said...

Thanks Kellie, shouldn't be too difficult.