Alter Egos - I Am Done Watching This
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Houlihan goes on: Of course as children we loved those poems, even though we knew they were only nonsense verses. Here is my favourite.
"Mary had a little mule, one day he followed her to school.
"The teacher like a fool, went up behind the mule
"And hit it with a rule. There wasn't any school."

Dead Beat was wandering through the back streets of Dublin when who should he meet but his old croony Con Houlihan.
"Con," Dead Beat begins, "what's the state of Irish poetry these days. I get a bit lost being far removed in the wilds of New Brunswick."
"Thing is Dead Beat," C.H. confides, "You're an adult. Adults are best sent to New Brunswick. All children love poetry; not all grown-ups do. Somehow it gets lost on the way -- William Wordsworth explained why. It might be more correct to say that children love rhyme. Without it they would hardly be so enthralled.
We will take an example.
"Halt, halt" the robber cried
"And hand me out your riches".
"I can't, I can't" the man replied
"For I'm holding up my britches."
If you took out "britches" and put in "pants" it wouldn't be funny at all. Rhyme creates the magic.

So Dead Beat walks into an Irish bookshop. All pink colours and wispy cartoon female twenty-somethings on the covers. Whatever happened to leprachauns and begorrahs, the priest and the confessional, corned beef and cabbage?
We are in danger of stereotyping ourselves, good writers that we are.
Top o' the morning to you.
The Beat has been to Ireland. He has met with many great literary figures. He has been honoured, chastised. He has wiped S. Heaney's shoes. P. Muldoon's nose. He peed in the same cistern as Brendan Behan. He ate Flann O' Brien's ham sandwich. He wrote and rewrote the same Yeat's poem over and over again.
He bought a shamrock button. He stole a U2 poster.
He is as Irish as Irish can be!!