Hudson and Horace Get Oscar Hunger
Hudson and Horace are back. It's that time of year they tell me. Oscar night approaching.
"Didn't the writers give up on that?" I ask.
Hudson shakes his head. "No, Dad. They came back for that."
"No principles!"
"You ought to know, D.B."
"Hudson! I have never, NEVER, do you hear me, prostituted my writing for fame."
"Couldn't if you tried, you mean."
"Damn you, dog, it's outside and twenty below for you tonight. I'll show you couldn't if I tried. Now out you get. OUT, I say. HUDSON... HUDSON..."
"Couldn't if you tried."
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I've never hit a dog with glasses, but I've been bit by many.
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